Can't Wait

I was driving to White Linen Night on Saturday with Siobhan and C-Diggity, her woman. Siobhan was eager to take advantage of Louisiana's liberal open-container-in-vehicle laws.

"Are you sure it's okay?" she asked, "because I can wait 'til we get there."

"Drink," I told her.

"Good," she said, opening a beer, "because I really can't wait."