I Love Baby Jessica

Over a hundred hits today. What gives? Where are you people coming from? Is it all about Baby Jessica? Listen, for reals, yo: I don't know anything about Baby Jessica. Nothing.

The irony is delicious and piping hot! I originally talked about Baby Jessica to say that the whole brouhaha passed me by the first time. I only learned about Baby Jessica after the fact. And now I am the Internet's Foremost Authority on Baby Jessica.

But wait! Sonya points out (quite wisely, I might add) that they pulled some kid out of a well today in Alabama. Perhaps people are searching for down-a-well-related information and since Baby Jessica is the Joey Ramone of kids who have fallen down wells (she did it first, and is famous for it) you're all ending up here.

How about that? The internet - it just doesn't get it.

So let's review: I don't know anything about Baby Jessica. Or the kid in Alabama. I am, however, most entertaining and quite good-looking. You should make me a regular stop!

Unrelated: Here is John in his pirate costume. He wasn't too cool with the hat, though, and the eye patch was a total non-starter. He's cute, though.