More Words

So this Baby Jessica thing has confirmed my status as Goddamned Internet Phenomenon, right? Just 'cause some words were on this page.

So, in the interest of misdirecting more people here - and therefore making myself more popular - here are more interesting words!

• Poll results
  
• Embargo exit polls
  
• Voting numbers
  
• Absentee
  
• Provisional ballot
  

Welcome, eaters of the sweet, sweet omelet of democracy! Here you will find amusing anecdotes and cute pictures of my kid. Not exactly the political wonkery you were looking for, but I think you'll be just fine.