Toast

The '80s popped up on the iPod this morning!

• Pulling into the parking lot: Toast of the Town, the greatest Motley Crue tune ever.
  
• Walking to work: L'il Devil, The Cult. It starts with a L'il Jon-esque "yeah!" Truly, they were before their time.
  
• Walking up the stairs to my office: Can't Hardly Wait, The Replacements. A good tune for settling into your cubicle all ironically.
  

Then the Nine Inch Nails version of Dead Souls came on, but I had to turn that off. Just a little too dark and hateful for that early in the morning.

And from The Onion - Report: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students' Chances Of Getting Laid Abroad. "I offer to buy them a drink, and they tell me I shouldn't just stand by and watch Bush destroy the world. Look, if I had that type of pull with the president, I obviously wouldn't be out trolling for anonymous Dutch pussy."