Rehab

So Represetative Foley checked into rehab. That's pretty neat. Apparently he was a drunk. How much of a drunk? He was such a big drunk that he had to send dirty text messages to teenage boys. Wow. That's pretty darned drunk. I've had a lot to drink in my time and I've never done that. I know some pretty hard-core drinkers, too, and I've never known any of them to send graphic messages to anyone underage.

What exactly was Foley drinking, anyway?