Toast

They've started a Toastmasters chapter where I work. Allegedly, Toastmasters helps you with your fear of public speaking...by making you speak in public.

"I don't know about all of that," I told one of my coworkers, "it seems like if they really wanted to help you with a fear of public speaking they'd send out a replacement to speak for you...or to kidnap the person who's making you speak. Then people would get the message: Harold's not talking."