Bull Ice
From Deadspin's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo:
Bull Ice. Holy shit, you do not fuck with Bull Ice. Take Bull Ice lightly and you will end up lying on the floor of a bread truck covered in blood and sawdust. According to the label, this is "high gravity ice brewed malt liquor." And that "high gravity" claim is no joke. One sip of Bull Ice increases gravity threefold. Your natural attraction to the ground will never be stronger.
Bonus Coolness: Rocked By Rape. The best of the worst news Dan Rather has ever had to deliver, set to a sludgy AC/DC sample. "Disgruntled conspirator attack killed, U.S. warplane went down in flames, crash, gunned down, shooting death, blood drops, murderer, desperate tragedy, isn't he dead?"
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I heard about "Rocked by Rape" on NPR of all places, because, for sampling Dan Rather, Evolution Control Committee was sued by CBS. (NPR story is 3 minutes long.) Actually, I think it was the CBS Evening News Theme that was getting them in trouble-- it's a few seconds long and they sample it entirely.
I also recall that they were using some hoaxing techniques on Napster (which was still popular and illegal back then) and other P2Ps to get people download the song. They'd rename the song with some of the most popular songs of the day.
I sought it out following the NPR story, and wasn't disappointed-- awesome song.
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