Football at Alex's

Went to Alex's Saturday night to watch the Florida/LSU game with James and Smackie. Good times!

Before they got there a couple of cops came in and sat in the booth behind me. They requested that the Ohio State game go up on one of the big screens.

"I got too much money ridin' on this game to miss it," the bigger of the two cops told me.

Later, he got a phone call. "Naw, man," he said into the phone, "I can't worry about that right now. I got to watch this game."

A little while later three girls walked in the front door. If any one of them was twenty I'll eat my hat. They looked around...saw the cops...and turned right around and left.

General laughter ensued.

"Far as I'm concerned, I'm off duty," the big cop said with a shrug, "I wudn't gonna say nothin' to 'em."