Effluvia From Beth: this chick fucks dead guys. Kissed is a romanticized view of the above story. I never saw it, but I certainly wanted to. Learn all about Mike, the headless chicken. Cool gothic/industrial tunes - and they're free! Speaking of which, Cop International is a damned fine industrial record label. Bygone
Days 100 YEARS AGO More than 3000 people last evening attended a Wild West Show at Billing's Park, Memphis, given by Buck Skin Bill. Buck Skin Bill's sidekick, Fore Skin Pete, thrilled the crowd with his antics. I asked Siobhan if there wasn't some sort of health code or zoning regulation preventing the burial of Cardinal O'Connor in St. Patrick's Cathedral. Her response: "I think they keep him in like a giant Tupperware or something." |
05/10/2000 Queen It rained yesterday afternoon and I went out to
walk the dog last night, around ten or so. The whole
city smelled musty, like it had gotten wet, been put
in a garbage bag and then left in the trunk of a car
overnight. How can a city smell like a book left in
the storage room over the winter? I don't know.
I'm doing a web site for a beauty pageant contestant. She calls me Mr. Williams. I like it - it makes me feel all grown-up and respectable. Interesting girls, the beauty queens. I worked lots of pageants when I was a light and sound tech in college, and I did sound at one a few years ago. There are several different kinds of contestants, I've noticed:
I like beauty queens, usually. The Professionals are, for the most part, smart and pretty and pleasant to be around. They're never cynical about pageants, but they do eye the whole process with a cool practicality. They understand the odds, and they know how many feeder pageants send contestants to the state contest, and they know that only fifty women go to Atlantic City. As far as ways of getting famous go, the pageant route is a tough one. The girl I'm working for is a professional, of
course.
I've...um...I've got this friend, see? And he thinks he might be a terrible person. See, he's got...well, he's easily nauseated, right? If he's eating and he sees, like, a baby drooling or a cricket - bodily functions and bugs, mainly - he'll start gagging. Well, the other day he pulls up to this restaurant for lunch and sees a van with a bunch of people in wheelchairs around it. These people obviously have no control of their bodies. This guy turns his car around to go get gasoline and find another place to eat lunch. He just can't do it. "I've been in places with 'em before, man," he said, "I've had to leave the room." As he leaves the gas station he drives back by the restaurant. The van is now gone. He pulls into the parking lot and enjoys lunch. "I mean, God bless 'em, man," he explained, "I know they've got tough lives and they deserve a day out at the pizza place, but I just can't stomach that. Does that make me a bad guy?" Did you see Buffy last
night? My favorite part was when Angel turned around
to make one last point, Columbo-style. He even had the
long coat on. It was a fine homage.
Sonya and I swapped t-shirts at about two-thirty this morning. Afterwards, we got up and Premier League highlights were on the TV. "This night just gets better and better!" I enthused.
One of those blaringly loud Gap commercials just came on. "West Side Story, right?" I guessed. "Right," Sonya confirmed. "Never seen it," I told her. "Me neither," she admitted, "but I knew what it was because one time on an episode of Laverne and Shirley they were actually in a production of West Side Story." "That," I said, "is an excellent application of second-hand pop culture knowledge." |
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