Just a few cranky comments this evening....
First: I've made up my mind. I hate Limp Bizkit. Hate hate hate. Can you say "novelty band?" First the cover of the George Michael song, and now their latest masterpiece, quoted here:
"I did it all for the nookie so you can take your cookie and stick it up your ass..."
That's a gem. All the vacuousness and lack of depth that pervade rock and hip-hop today are parading around in that one phrase. Nookie? Ooooh, I love your sexy talk - poopoo, weewee... And what cookie are they talking about? I didn't offer them a cookie. A browser cookie? A theoretical cookie? I doubt it. What little entertainment value this line contains is gone by the time these guys have repeated it over a hundred times. This band is going to age about as well as the Archies or the 1910 Fruitgum Company.
And here's something that makes me smile: no matter how much these guys strut and posture and pose they will never, ever be black. Never. Hey, guys? You look just as silly as Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait. What's up with those goggles, anyway?
It seems like everywhere I look I see a link to the CAP review of the South Park movie ("...another movie straight from the smoking pits of Hell.") But the folks over at CAP don't just review movies! They also warn the world about what Homosexuals Really Do and (my personal favorite) the Back to School Signs of Satan Worship which feature the following graphic. I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
"Hey, buddy! I'm a pissed-off goat
and I got a candle on my head!"
Isn't that a hoot! You know, if I were a goat with a candle on my head I'd look pissed off too.
And I'd like to quote The Onion here. I don't think any more commentary is necessary from me.
Lyndon Johnson Jr. Sworn In As George Editor
HYANNISPORT, MA--At 4:11
a.m. EST Saturday, Lyndon
Baines Johnson Jr. was sworn
in as editor-in-chief of George
magazine following the death
of John F. Kennedy Jr. in a
plane crash. "At this tragic time
in our magazine's history, let
us look forward, remembering
always the legacy of my
predecessor," said the
51-year-old Johnson,
previously George's assistant
editor, after being hastily
sworn in by Chief Justice
William Rehnquist on a New
York-bound DC-10 jet. "Let us
now begin a process of
healing, followed by a time of
renewal at over 60 percent off
the regular cover price." The
somber ceremony was
witnessed by an estimated 15
George staffers and
subscribers.
Sonya was outside her office building today, talking with a fellow worker. She was in an enclosed, fenced area that looks out on a parking lot and a dumpster.
So she was talking and she saw this man - wearing a business suit, looking good - talking to his friend. This guy - a sharp-dressed professional - got done talking to his buddy, walked over to the dumpster, unzipped his pants and proceeded to take a healthy piss.
"Not something you usually see during business hours," Sonya said.
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