{title:Sounds of Gordo}
{st:Dave Norris}

H[Am]ello Gordo my old fri[G]end,
I hear you on the phone ag[Am]ain.
Your de[C]ep voice[F]is so creep[C]y
On the same token It's [F]so dream[C]y,
And the vis[F]ion of him nude in my br[C]ain
Still rem[Am]ains
I love[C]the s[G]ounds of G[Am]ordo.

[Am]Gordessa she walked in al[G]one,
Stream left her without a h[Am]one.
'Neath the h[C]alo of [F]a black whip[C],
I know she's always loved to strip,
Then my [F]eyes were stunned by the flash of her two
breasts
They did excite
And evoke the [G]sounds of Gordo.

[Am]And in the naked light I [G]saw
Gordo nude, what an eyesore.
People talking [C]witho[F]ut speak[C]ing,
People hearing with[F]out listen[C]ing,
People [F]cursing loud cause they were so damn
sc[C]ared,
And no one d[Am]ared
Dist[C]urb the [G]sounds of Gordo.

'[Am]Fools!' said I, 'you do not [G]know,
Gordo like a cancer gr[Am]ows.
When he's hard he reaches 10 inches,
A baby's arm, a hit with the bitches.'
Then my jaw like silent raindrops [C]fell...
And ech[Am]oed [C]in the [G]sounds of Gordo.


[Am]And the people bowed and pr[G]ayed
To the plaster casts they m[Am]ade.
And the sign flashed [C]out [F]its warn[C]ing,
In the words that it [F]was form[C]ing,
And the sign said, 'The length of the Gordo is written
on the subway [C]walls
And tenement h[Am]alls.'
And wh[C]ispered in the [G]sounds of Gordo.

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