Nothing of interest happened today, so I'll give you some dialogue from a porno movie I owned in high school.

The Players

• Bitch - a tall, blonde, older woman dressed in bondage gear
• Trash - a short and skinny black man with a huge afro who wears a garbage man's coveralls

Bitch: [storms out of the house, looking furious] The garbage man! Look what you've done to my yard, you fool!

Trash: Who you callin' a fool, fool? And fuck yo' yard!

[They wrestle each other to the ground and out of their clothes. They have sex.]