18 June 2002

 

The Best of Porn Spam!

"Wilma had a very perverted idea, that gave her butterflies in her stomach. She wanted to suck the sex-crazed beast's huge cock. It was a part of her favorite fantasy, and so tempting that she couldn't resist...."

Wilma? Is this sentence about Dino? For shame!

"Hi my name is Scott:

"I have been in the Porn business for 24 years. I have studied and did my homework to find what Men and Women want from porn and I believe I have found the best website in the century.

"How would you like to have ALL this in ONE site:

  • New Ultra-Clear Video w/audio
  • Live Chat
  • Rape
  • Live Feed
  • One on One
  • High Res Photos
  • Movies
  • Adult live video
  • Voyeur Cams

"PLUS.........PLUS...........PLUS...........PLUS........MUCH...MUCH MORE"

Well, aren't you an enterprising motherfucker, Scott?

"Rape Sex! - CLICK HERE - YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 TO ENTER!"

I should hope so.

And this was just the subject of one piece of spam:

"Meet Gwen. Tall. Big titties. Blonde and adorable. She's addicted to cum 6378Hoy..."

I'm not in the market for all that other stuff, but I would like to know more about this 6378Hoy.

And is there a group she can join to treat that addiction?