Sonya and I were watching TV the other night. On Univision there were three midgets, all bouncing around on those exercise ball things. They were taking apples out of the mouth of this spicy Latina dressed up like Snow White if Snow White were a hooker with their mouths and bouncing across the stage to put the apples in a bucket. Then they'd come back and do it again. A buzzer sounded and three more midgets - these wearing shiny irridescent diapers - ran across the stage.