You know what? Fuck Nanowrimo. Fuck it right up its dirty little ass. I've got Vice City. I don't have to do anything but play this fucking game.

And you know why I'm lucky? Because Sonya loves to watch me play it.

"Beat up that whore! Shoot that cop! Stab that gangbanger!" she'll yell from the couch, "steal the motherfucking motorcycle! Watch out for that truck!"