Sonya wanted to go see America tonight. Yeah, that America. The Horse With No Name America. They're playing a show at Casino Magic in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi, which isn't far from New Orleans. I told her I'd take her.

So I went by the Wherehouse Music earlier and told them I wanted two tickets to see America.

And it was fucking sold out.

Can you believe that shit? Who would have thought there were that many people in the whole country - much less here in town - who wanted to hear fucking Sister Goldenhair?