Remaking the 1971 rats-on-the-rampage thriller Willard may have presented some difficulties, but at least the casting discussions must have been short.

Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking!

I mean, shit! It's Crispin Fucking Glover! Is anybody creepier? Uh, no. It's the role he was born to play!

And think about this: Crispin Glover is opening a movie. Fucking starring in it! Crispin Glover! "Hello, McFly." That guy! The creepy henchman from Charlie's Angels. That guy. He's the star of the fucking movie. In the ads in the newspaper there's only one name: Crispin Glover.

Sure, it's opening in March. But still.