Effluvia From Memepool:
From The Stranger: 8:00 NBC FRIENDS Going to Hell Dept.: Jesus Christ Superstore A bumper sticker, seen on Magazine Street earlier this evening: GOD WAS MY COPILOT BUT WE CRASHED IN THE MOUNTAINS AND I HAD TO EAT HIM Siobhan's Crazy World! - Cute. Seriously underage. Uses lots of exclamation points. Siobhan has gone to Bangkok. There, she is studying how to do that thing with the ping pong balls. Respect her desire for knowledge. The Coworkers I swear I've heard two different coworkers refer to
STDs and IUDs this week. They can't be talking about
what I think they're talking about. The acronyms are
out of hand.
And
there's a report at work called the Monte Carlo
ASCII Dump. To me, that sounds like something you'd
get at a disreputable Nevada whorehouse.
"You want the Monte Carlo ASCII Dump? That's
$250.00 extra, and I gotta go change clothes."
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19 April 2001 Mississippi keeps flag; state still full of hicks, experts say Well, congratulation, Mississippi. You weren't content to come in dead last in every kind of national ranking, were you? You had to actively offend people, too. I heard someone say yesterday that the threat of boycotts on Mississippi probably wouldn't work because the state is so poor. Isn't that sad. Mississippi acts out because it has poor self-esteem. And while we're mocking southern states, this is from The Onion: Bill Up And Dies In Tennessee
Legislature And here is that same little witty article, translated into Spanish and make to English via AltaVista's BabelFish: Ascending account and dices in the
legislature It seems there are still some bugs in the
translating software, yes?
I had a smoothie for lunch today. It was mango, and I had it while getting my car washed. It was very tasty. And I've been starving since about one o'clock. The smoothie was tasty, but not terribly filling. Perhaps I should have gotten one of the "protein"
smoothies instead. Or maybe the "weight gain"
smoothie. Or the bacon smoothie. That would have been
filling.
I ran Monday night and was quite pleased. I did a fairly quick half-mile before my legs went all rubbery and my stomach was full of cramps. Today, though, my legs are hideously sore and going down stairs is a form of slow torture. Stretching is important, kids. So I want to run tonight, but the hungry, leg-achy part of me is saying, "no. Sit on the couch. Eat pizza. Run tomorrow!" This sounds like good advice to me.
A recent L.A. Times contained the following "For the Record" item: "Poisonous mushroom--The mushroom identified as an edible bolete in this picture that ran on Page H3 of the Food section Wednesday is actually an amanita, which can be poisonous. It is most easily identified by a small ring midway down the stem." If you've died from eating the amanita I'm sure the Times regrets the error.
I had a bag full of food in my hand on the way out the door one morning. Breakfast bar, apple, bean dip, fritos, pizza. "You know what that is?" Sonya said, "that's a
sporto lunch."
"Take off, eh!" |
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