"While I'm prepared to sign off on women in thong underwear (since so many of my straight male readers complained when I encouraged women not to wear thongs), and while I recognize that male strippers and gay porn stars must wear thongs to work, I refuse to sign off on straight men in thong underwear. Why? Because there's no such thing as a straight guy in a thong. Yes, a straight guy can suck some dick once or twice in his life and still be straight, but any guy who wears a thong--even once, even on a dare--is a faggot through and through."