I was at the gym, laboring away on a Stairmaster and watching The People's Court on one of the televisions.

They cut to the plaintiff, who was making a face at the defendant. There, behind the plaintiff, was an audience member, deep in sleep.

The person sitting next to the sleeper elbowed her, and the no-longer-sleeping woman did the frantic I'm awake I'm awake thing where you look all over the place to make sure no one's seen you sleeping.