I was walking Roxy along St. Mary, heading towards St. Charles. A scruffy looking fellow was walking towards me.

"Hey," he said when he came up to me. He reached in his backpack and came out with a pornographic DVD case. How do I know it was porn? 'Cause it was called something like My Pipes Need Cleaning and the ladies on the cover were enthusiastically naked and groping one another.

"You got a DVD player?" he asked me.

I shook my head and walked on.

I told Sonya about it when I got home.