I was changing the filters on the air conditioner yesterday. My hand slipped, and I dropped one of the filters under the air conditioner. I reached under to get it and I saw...something...else...

A DVD case. I reached in and pulled it out. Not just any DVD.

It was porn! Kinky porn!

I found myself holding a copy of Girls Butt Banging Guys. And it didn't belong to me.

I called Sonya.

"Did you have some porn stashed under the air conditioner?"

She did not.

I don't think someone broke in and put it there, so the people who used to live in our apartment are suspect.

Would anyone like it? Write me a little essay about why you should have it and I'll send it along; while I like porn, I'm afraid this isn't to my taste.