I was working at my buddy's print shop today. Nothing big, just doing some deliveries, making some copies, collating and stapling. There was this other dude there, working on the electricity. I had walked down to the corner store to get some drinks. When I came back, electician dude was out front, approaching some homeless guy and carrying a miniature baseball bat. I went inside. A little while later, electrician dude came back inside, too. I walked over to him.

"Dude?"

"What?"

"Did you kill that guy with that little bat?"

He looked at me for a long time. Finally, he spoke.