Okay, quickly now - Dawne, bless her heart, will be here to pick us up soon.

So you're saying to yourself, "Harold is going out of town, no updates, no point in living, I can't make it that long..."

Well, Rejoice! Gentle reader, now is the time for you to acquaint yourself with

That's right. Over the next twelve days you can acquaint yourself with some of the finest moments of the past two years. Even the newest readers will be up to speed when I return, full of lurid tales of England. I've even given you twelve, so you can either ration out one a day or gobble them all in one sitting.

Enjoy!

24 April 1998
The historical first entry, in which I introduce my long-absent father.

03 June 1998
A funny story from Mardi Gras - a continuing theme around here. First appearance by Jen, Donna and Angie.

17 June 1998
Introducing The Big Bang. And shoe shopping.

29 July 1998
The Kentucky Hotel Fiasco. Legendary.

24 August 1998
Christie will give birth! A defining moment.

11 November 1998
Halloween + Bananas = Comedy Gold!

22 January 1999
"Goddamned Hanoi Jane!"

18 March 1999
Clitterific.

09 May 1999
The Music Festival starring Alex Chilton.

28 June 1999
The Nipple Piercing Episode.

28 July 1999
Fudge-packers on my birthday.

12 September 1999
Tasting wine.

03 November 1999
I am a soulless motherfucker.

31 December 1999
The countdown to 2000.

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